Meg spends the MAJORITY of this episode being confused, Brody just wants ANSWERS, Max can you STOP for just like five seconds, and we welcome back the ONLY competent person in Roswell: Deputy Sheriff Hansen.

This is it. This is the one. The one where Megan’s absolutely worst predictions of all came true…a Twilight/alien pregnancy. Can she hold it together as we se Liz continue to hunt for clues related to her friend’s murder? While we watch Max spiral before our eyes? While we stan Michael for being THE BEST BOYFRIEND?….AGAIN?

Everyone is forced to take a side on whether or not aliens were involved with their friend’s death. Max is slowly turning into a tyrant, Liz into a conspiracy theorist, and Isabel just wants to go to college. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

Fair warning - this is a heavy episode. One of our number leaves us in the wake of a tragic accident. It WAS an accident…wasn’t it?

Today’s episode takes place during one of the top 5 potentially most important nights in a young (alien) person’s life. That’s RIGHT. It’s PROM TIME. Who is taking who? What are we wearing? Will young love be re-kindled or extinguished forever? And who is taking their SIBLING TO PROM?

It’s time for a little self-care…via Sin City. Michael bankrolls a field trip to Las Vegas, Megan ALMOST makes it an ENTIRE episode getting everyone’s names correct, Liz fights off deja vu, and no other movie has EVER taken place in Vegas.

Emily is gone. Dead. Fininto. And it’s all Meg’s fault. But the show must go on, and on it goes. Laurie is in trouble, as are our good, good boys: Alex and Kyle. And we have a guest on podcast this week: Jane weighs in on rich people’s taste.

Meg forgot everything between watching the episode and recording it so let me fill y’all in - Laurie, Maria, and Michael go on a reluctant road-trip, Liz is kidnapped…sorta, and the not-Sheriff does some arts and crafts around the house.

It’s the Roswell musical episode according to Megan. Join us for (potentially too many) Les Miz spoofs and goofs. We also invite you to write in…about a lot of things. And it’s the age old question: blue or green. (Also the sheriff has a BAD TIME.)

Welcome back to Roswell! This week Isabel dreamwalks with some sinister results and there's a kidnapping, no there's not...wait, YES THERE IS! Also, poll - do we or DON'T we want to eat at Senor Chow's?

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like...MURDER? At least that's what Dick the Ghost is accusing Max of this week. Join us for a beautiful stroll through the holiday season in Roswell, New Mexico where we have hallucinations, adorable children pageants, and a true Christmas miracle. It's the holidays, folks! Anything goes!

We get to finish up the cliffhanger from last week! Max has no chill, Lonnie is our QUEEN, and could Liz's connection with Max be the start of a whole new set of problems?

Join us as we watch Roswell: 1999 Season 2 Episode 8. Here we meet the second set of teen aliens. Are we rooting for them or the OG’s? Spoiler alert…Only ONE person dies in the episode.

Welcome to Season 2 Episode 7 Wipeout! Kyle and the Sheriff TRY to have a NICE DAY, but the stupid Skins show up AND RUIN EVERYTHING. The kids find themselves on their own, Max is betrayed by EVERYONE, and Tess takes a SERIOUS level-up.

Much to everyone’s shock, Congresswoman Whitaker is dead. I mean, WE already knew that. But now so does the world. Half the gang goes to investigate and ends up in a very creepy town. Isabel finds a kindred spirit in Whitaker’s brother, or DOES SHE?

ACTUAL TIME TRAVEL HAPPENS in this, Emily’s FAVORITE, episode! Hot hunk of burning love Max from the future journeys to the past and asks the impossible of Liz. Megan is absolutely disgusted by….lotion. And do we now ship Liz and Kyle? Noooo? Maybe?

It’s…time…for time travel? But not really. But we do get a blast from the past! Micheal learns more about the night of the OG Roswell crash from someone who was actually there! WAS it a weather balloon? Was Liz Parker’s grandfather involved? Come join us for handsome WW11 soldiers, frames within a frame, and of COURSE, plucky gal reporters!

It's time to throw a surprise party for Isabel...and not Max? Her own twin? Congresswoman Whitaker invites herself along...to meet her constituents of course, so it's not weird she's crashing a teen girl's party. Tess is missing. Oh nooooooo. Saaaaave heeeeer. And the Sheriff does his part to save on his electric bill.

Welcome back! In this Roswell 1999 episode we dive DEEP into 2000’s nostalgia: The CD holder. The Valenti’s have a new houseguest. We find out who stole Michael’s haircut. Isabel is down for….murder? And your hosts play: What Kind of Dog Would They Be? Good Times ALL AROUND!

WOOHOO! WE’VE ARRIVED AT SEASON TWO! Let’s see what kind of consequences come from KILLING A DUDE! Liz is back in town AND HASN’T TOLD MAX??? Also, y’all better listen to Meg teach you how to hide a murdered body if you want to stay one step ahead of Deputy Hanson!