We spend this week’s episode gearing up for SEASON 2 while exploring all of Meg’s Season 1 guesses, theories, and of course bemoan the lack of KYLE in Season 1. We were ROBBED I tell you, ROBBED!

MUCH to Meg’s delight…WE HAVE REACHED THE END OF ROSWELL SEASON 1! Michael FINALLY gets to fulfill his dream of killing someone, KYLE IS BACK, and Liz is OBVI MVP. You go girl!

Poor Max is being held at a secret FBI facility where we find out that…Wow. Pierce is BAD at his job. Like….REAL Bad at his job. Michael, Isabel, and Tess charge in sans plan, and Liz reaches out to form an alliance.

Join the sisters as they watch Roswell Season 1 Episode 20: Max to the Max. The alien pregnancy is STILL A THING? Is Tess on our side? And Meg's biggest shock of the episode was disguised as a continuity error.

Megan's most heinous prophecy comes to pass. Was Tess ever the victim of a vivisection?! What was your most emotional dream connection? Many dominoes are thrown into our faces to prepare for the finale--let's hope Meg enjoys it more than she did this episode!

Max finds himself drawn to the new girl Tess and he can’t explain why, the Sheriff finally figures out he was hoodwinked, there’s a SUPER awkward dinner party, oh, AND KYLE’S BACK Y’ALL! For 30 GLORIOUS Seconds we get him back.

Meg and Emily are BETRAYED we tell you. ABSOLUTELY BETRAYED. First, there was NO KYLE in this episode, THEN Isabel is FORBIDDEN from making FRIENDS? AND MICHAEL GOES TO MAX FOR ROMANTIC ADVICE? WHAT? IS? HAPPENING?

Roswell Season 1 Episode 16 covers ALL the normal teenage milestones: Glowing hickies, seeing visions, and digging up alien egg babies in the desert?!?! (ALSO, WHEN IS KYLE'S TIME TO SHINE?)

Today we cover Roswell Season 1 Episode 15: Independence Day. Michael’s life is garbage as per usual and everyone thinks it’s his fault. Kyle is nowhere to be seen but his dad sure is. Maria and her mom’s relationship is goals and Liz and Max are still waiting on that DTR.

Friends! Welcome back to the Roswell Season 1 Episode 14 recap of Blind Date. Liz gets signed up for a blind date she DOES NOT WANT, Michael is DONE with everyone's nonsense, Maria Girlbosses her way to becoming the lead singer in Alex's band, and Kyle extends a beer soaked olive branch.

Emily and Meg watch Roswell Season 1 Episode 13: The Convention. Remember, it’s not creepy if you KNOW they’re watching you, here we stan Meg’s co-worker: Jonathan Frakes, and the Sheriff FINALLY GETS YELLED AT.

It's Season 1 Episode 12 of Roswell ( Into the Woods). Join us for the EXCLUSIVE Father/Child Campout. Liz and Maria lie themselves into a corner, MICHAEL JUST WANTS A DAD...and consequently so does Kyle. Appropriate activities for said camp-out are: Gambling and Alien Hunting. it's fun for the WHOLE family!

Welcome to Season 1 Episode 11: Toy House. The Evans know NOTHING about grease fire safety, the Sheriff is a sneaky bugger, AND NO ONE LISTENS TO ISABELLE WHY?

Emily and Meg dive into Roswell 1999 Season 1 Episode 10: The Balance. Meg finally reveals her true feelings about the show, WHAT IS LIZ DOING, and more of Meg’s questionable snack tastes come into play.

Emily and Meg watch Roswell 1999 Season 1 Episode 9: Heat Wave. Liz and Max have no one to blame for their unhappiness but themselves, Meg is disappointed by the lack of both soap and fire, and surprising no one, the worst sheriff in existence holds two minors without their parents’ knowledge or permission. (Also Emily gets the cold sweats.)

We’re BACK with Roswell Season 1 Episode 8: Blood Brothers. Max and Liz ditch school and immediately regret it. You think everyone’ s mean to Kyle and Michael? Just wait until you see how they treat Javert! Also, it goes without saying…INAPPROPRIATE!

Meg and Emily dive back into Roswell Season 1 Episode 7: River Dog. There’s a break-in, Kyle gets pushed further down the Dark Side path, and Sheriff and Topolski…FLIRT?!?

Roswell Season 1 Episode 6 285 South has EVERYTHING: Nookie motels, ZERO gun safety, and PERSONAL questions. (Also, some technical difficulties for part of the episode, but it clears right up!)

Emily and Meg dive into Roswell Season 1 Episode 5: Missing. And it is. Missing, that is. Liz’s diary is GONE. Why is it such a big deal? BECAUSE SHE’S DOCUMENTED EVERYTHING ABOUT THE ALIENS.

Join us as we go over Roswell Season 1 Episode 3: Monsters. The gang is worried that Maria will spill her guts, dream walking is MOLECULAR MAGIC???, and how many more times can Sheriff Valenti be inappropriate?!?